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What are the best “A programmer had a problem…” jokes?

A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman’s breasts.
“Hey!” she says. “Those are private!”
The man says, “But we’re in the same class!”

A programmer had a problem so he decided to use Java. Now he has a ProblemFactory.

Programmer’s girlfriend asks him, “Are you going to sit in front of the computer all day, OR are you going to take me out for shopping?”
Programmer replies “Yes”.

A programmer gets a phone call from his wife on the way home. “While you’re out, buy some milk.”
He never returns.

A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, “I know, I’ll solve it with threads!”. has Now problems. two he

A programmer did not have a problem. But we can fix that.

A programmer has a problem, and thinks “I know, I’ll use floating point!” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

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